So did you guys meet me? In the game? Eh? Eh?
C-Sec Officer Jordan Noles. You know I run E-Crimes and stuff. Pretty cool, I got a sweet graph and an omnitool, no big.
Anyway, I’ve decided that my boyfriend is that hot, pink-faced turian that wanders the Citadel, since Garrus is dating Shepard. If Garrus ISN’T dating your Shepard for some reason, I intend to woo him with my e-crime solving skills, just so you know. But for pink-faced Turian, Sara drew me some sexy arts.
Important question: Who is more drunk, her or Dizzy Shepard?
Dizzy, for sure. Officer Noles doesn’t have Spectre status and has to just drink subtly when on the job.
Dizzy drinks 24/7, because fffffuuuuuuu….